Writing Challenge #2

Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen team up to take over The Royal Wedding.

On Sunday, April 24th 2011,  Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen were seen leaving a private jet together in England at 3:04am. "They tried being very nonchalant and were in deguise" said an on location paparazzo. The duo have recently been in the news, Lohan for Theft, Sheen for his drug abuse and custody battle over his children with Brooke Mueller. Lohan spent 5 hours in jail on Friday the 22nd, after being sentenced to 120 months. "After leaving the LA area jail, she asked an friend for the number of Charlie Sheen (her friend was rumored to be one of his goddesses)" says a stand-by reporter who saw her leaving the jail.

"She (Lohan) always wants to be the one in the spotlight, and no one will stop her in her ways of doing it. She always complains about the no-talents that get the spotlight but, she never complained about Sheen." says a close friend. "I think she understood him on a different level, he wasn't trying to be anybody but himself, she respected that." The two got together for coffee at a local Starbucks in the LA area on Saturday at around 5 AM, they were both bothered by the recent event to take the country, and the England area by storm, "The Royal Wedding". "They're both fame-hungry, and wanted to make this event about them, after all,  E! True Hollywood stories didn't seem comparable when the network decided to get coverage of the whole wedding, and dedicate one of the networks new shows "Fashion Police", to the event."

"They came in holding hands, laughing, and the occasional peck and butt grab" said "I Do" wedding dress shop owner Pipi Kelly.  She said "I want the biggest, most extravagant wedding dress you have, price isn't a factor, show me what you got." Her and Sheen left the shop after an hour of shopping and spending $954,000 dollars on their attire. 

Lohan and Sheen arrived, uninvited to the Engagement party, at the Westminster Abbey, the location of the wedding, hand in hand, in wedding gown and tux, during the toast to Prince William and Kate. "Kate left the room in tears, embarrased of the situation, yelling obscenities, "THOSE STUPID METH HEADS! THEY CAN SUCK MY.. !@#$%^&*()" said her close friend. Police were on location and took Lohan and Sheen into custody. Their sentence is still pending but, got their wishes of making top news story.